I probably should stop reading online conspiracy theories and doomsday porn, because I look back at archived stories from like twenty years ago, where the doomsday prophets at the time were predicting imminent collapse, nuclear war, and a black swan event.
And fast forward twenty years later, they're still predicting it, as if it's just right around the corner.
Anyway, as a post apocalyptic thriller junkie, who loves Mad Max, the Fallout video game series, disaster movies, and anything about the zombie apocalypse, I guess I just can't help myself.
So, as you know there's a solar eclipse happening in North America on April 8th. There's a lot of weird things happening with this one.
In Switzerland, at the same time as the eclipse, CERN will be firing up its hadron collider, conducting an experiment to penetrate the mysteries of dark matter, and you know most of those rocket scientists and nuclear physicists are a bunch of Aleister Crowley following black magic occultists, and so some speculate that they will actually be attempting to open up a portal to the demonic realm. Oh my, but fact checkers say no, that's misinformation. Yeah, you can believe what you want, but try not to believe the lie.
Anyway, while this is happening Nasa will also be firing rockets to the dark side of the moon, rockets which very eerily are named after an Egyptian deity associated with cataclysmic events.
April 8th is the first day of the Hebrew new year.
Jewish rabbis in Israel will be ritually sacrificing red heifers imported from Texas.
What makes the whole thing exceptionally sinister is that these heifer, are the most beautiful and innocent creatures on earth, raised specifically to live peaceful lives without hardship or toil and are loved like pets. In other words, they are special. Nothing like killing the ones you love, eh? Hey, it's kosher, killing them softly and with maximum effect; the greater the suffering, the greater the purification. You see, to these black magic occultists the more innocent and spiritually pure and good the sacrificed victim, the more powerful they believe the sacrifice to be. They kill the good, as a sacrifice to their evil god.
But wait, there's more. There's also a comet heading our way, called the devil comet, which last time it came around, allegedly there were a bunch of earthquakes, and I didn't fact check it so who knows.
Oh my god, it's like every disaster movie, supernatural thriller, and end times prophecy all happening on the same day!
I'm not sure what I'll do on that day. Maybe I'll turn off my phone and put all my electronics into a faraday cage, close all my windows and blinds, and put on some earplugs, and resist the urge to go outside and look up? Not sure. But there's still time to figure it out.
And as if that wasn't enough bad news for one night, if you're vaccinated, you probably don't have much time left. I'm sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, and if you've been reading my blog for awhile I hope you took my advice and didn't get it, but that's the latest analysis from Dr. Geert Vanden Bossche.
Of course, with 200 million plus people all dropping dead soon, it's bound to have negative repercussions for the rest of us, as everything collapses around us, including the hospitals, emergency services, public sanitation, the food supply, and the electric grid.
If you are smart, resourceful, and lucky you have a fallout shelter and 5 years worth of food and water. Me, not so lucky. I'll do the best I can to fight off the hordes of zombies, the radiation poisoning, starvation and who knows what else, and will try to stay alive as best as I can, but you know, living in the desert without access to water, well, it'll probably take a miracle to survive.
Of course, these predictions have been made before, and nothing happened, and we are still here. So, it's best not to let fear and panic get a hold of you. Stay strong and stay safe. You might want to stock up on supplies though, if you haven't already, at least a months worth is better than nothing.
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